Scott,

You need a few more catagories such as:

Most likely to never play a jazz tune: Don M

Has more arrangers than fingers: Bebop

Changes arrangers more frequently than his underwear: U.D.

Most Italian: DNJ

Playes the most antique arranger: Brickboo

Loves his G1000 more than his family: Fran

Most inventive: Gary D.

Biggest lurker: Hank

Shortest fuse: you may fill in this one yourself, I'm not going there.

Tom