In a related conversation, a friend of mine said that the phrase "They live among us" is no longer current... the correct term is "WE live among them..."

Check out this, found it yesterday it is hilarious.

http://www.canada.com/technology/dumb+questions+Banff+tour+operators+hear/1959359/story.html

Ahh and hear MY idiot sighting...
In 1997 or something, a colleague was reading the newspaper and I was reading over his shoulder, when I saw an ad about a movie in the "movies to see" section. The ad proclaimed (in Greek), "Roman Polanski's last movie"....

Greeks usually use the same word for the words "last" and "latest" (which of course was the right meaning of the ad). So me, the idiot, casually asked: "When did Roman Polanski die?"

Guys around are still laughing with me over this.