Subject: The Amish Elevator

















THE AMISH ELEVATOR























An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost


everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that


could move apart and then slide back together again.























The boy asked, "What is this, father?"























The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have


never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it


is."























While the boy and his father were watching with amaz
ement, a fat, old


lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a


button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small


room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small


circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They


continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the


numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened


up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.























The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."