Jesus was playing golf and St. Peter was his caddy. Jesus asked for a 5 iron. "That's the wrong club, Jesus", said St. Peter. "You'll end up in the water hazard". "I'll use a 5 iron, because that's what Arnold Palmer would use" said Jesus. He took the shot,and sure enough, the ball ended up in the water.
"Go part the water and get the ball", said Jesus. St. Peter grumbled, parted the water and got the ball.

Same thing happened again. Third time, Jesus asked or a 5 iron again. "Ok, but if the ball goes in the water, you're going to get it", says St. Peter. "I don't care, a 5 iron is what Arnold would use". Jesus took the shot and, sure enough, the ball went in the water. St.Peter grins and motions in the direction of the water. Jesus walks on the water and is looking for the ball. One guy driving by says, "Who does that guy think he is...Jesus?" "No, man", says St. Peter. He thinks he's Arnold Palmer".

Russ (a non-golfer)