A year ago, a new intern was going to the local coffee shop. When he took my order, I said "Cream only". You guessed it...I got a styro cup of...."Cream Only".

Last week we had a new waitress at the restaurant I work. She was complaining about her tips. I said" I'm getting lots of tips, but I have to go around to the tables every hour to collect them." She indignantly said, "You're stealing my tips!". Ah, those innocent "newbies".


Russ