I heard this blonde joke overt he weekend... not bad...
In LA, a blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop for speeding. The cop asks for the driver's lisence. So the blonde driver pulls out a library card and shows that. The cop says... this is your library card I want you lisence. So the blonde driver fumbles around in her pocket-book again and pulls out a credit card, smiles and hands that over. The blonde cop, getting a bit frustrated now, say, ma'am, this is your credit card, I need your drivers lisence. So the blonde driver dives back into her Louie, and come up with a make-up mirror and hands that to the cop... Then the blonde cops holds it and and says... Oh I'm sorry Officer I didn't realize you were a cop too. Have a nice day.