Sheriff:
I don't get this either, but Ill try a long shot.

I steal the best equipment from the "local" shocase window.

I have the barber at Alain D's shave all the body hair from the waist up to look like I have on a tux, then when his back is turned I sneak out without paying!

I download a copy of American pie at the internet cafe, "for free"

Book myself in as the Ugly American, and bring home the Cash, free and clear....

What!! this is not it?.... ......Pose