Very Good Gary.

I think it was the same man (after his ostrich passed away) that came into a bar, sat down at the corner barstool, reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny upright piano, about 8" high. He reached into his other pocket and retrieved a tiny stool, which he gently placed in front of the piano. All the while the bartender is watching this, his curiosity growing by the second.
The man reaches into the breast pocket of his jacket and brings out a little man, fully dressed in a tuxedo.
He places the little man at the piano who in turn begins to play the most amazing music one has ever heard.

"That's amazing!!", says the bartender. "Where did you find him?", he asks.
The man pulled out a small bottle. There's a genie in this bottle, and he'll grant you one wish, but you'll have to speak very clearly as he's getting old and doesn't hear too well.
"Can I try it?", the barkeep asks. "Sure...go ahead, just take the lid off the bottle and speak clearly into it".

POOF!!..the next thing you know the bar was filled to the rafters with ducks, feathers flying all over, duck shit all over the floor, it was a disgusting mess.

"Hey!!" yells the bartender, "I didn't ask for a million ducks!"
The man calmly replied,"Yeah, I know, and I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist!"

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...shboom

[This message has been edited by shboom (edited 01-22-2006).]