Tony:

maybe a more scientific test for day two.

how about holding the cat and see if blue flame will arc from you to the cat. he he

Reminds me of a 4th grade joke from years past.

Two farm boys experimenting with the family cat, wanted to see the effects of turpintine applied to the south end of a cat. They didn't have any turps so decided to use some gas syphoned from the tractor. They applied a generous amount to the cat, who instantly took off running at 60 MPH and started circleing the barn, about 4 1/2 laps the cat just fell over, 1st boy asked is he dead...No he just ran outta gas...Pose