This is good Bebop!

check this out,
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

it is called The Dialectizer...you provide a URL or some text and it "dialectizes" it, here's a "Redneck" example.....of the Tyros 2:

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Product Information
504 Voices, including brand new Super Articulation Technology
400 Accompaniment Styles powered by MegaVoice
Hard Disk Recorder (with optional hard disk drive)
One Touch Setting and Music Finder provide instant professional sounds.
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Bursting with new innovative features the Tyros2 is a true musical powerhouse. Revolutionary Super Articulation Technology delivers the best and most expressive voices we've ever put into a keyboard. 400 dynamic accompaniment styles meticulously recreate every nuance of the world's most popular musical genres. With the brand new Hard Disk Recorder, you can not only record what you play, but also what you sing to an optionally installed hard disk drive. Use the Vocal Harmony effects to further enhance your recording. The Tyros2 is a veritable treasure chest of inspiration for all your musical applications.

Dialectized Version
Produck Info'mashun
504 Voices, includin' bran' noo Super Articulashun Technology
400 Accompaniment Styles powered by MegaVoice
Hard Disk Reco'der (wif opshunal hard disk drive)
One Touch Settin' an' Music Finner provide instant professhunal soun's.
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Bustin' wif noo innovative features th' Tyros2 is a true moosical powerhouse. Revolushunary Super Articulashun Technology delivahs th' bess an' most expressive voices we've evah put into a keyboard, cuss it all t' tarnation. 400 dynamic accompaniment styles meticulously recreate ev'ry nuance of th' wo'ld's most popular moosical junres. Wif th' bran' noo Hard Disk Reco'der, yo' kin not only reco'd whut yo' play, but also whut yo' sin' t'an opshunally installed hard disk drive. Use th' Vocal Harmony effecks t'further inhance yer reco'din'. Th' Tyros2 is a vahitable treasure chess of inspirashun fo' all yer moosical applicashuns.

Always makes me laugh when I try to read it aloud