When I got to work this morning, there was a sign at the door, saying

"BEWARE, the alarm sensor is broken, and triggers the siren whenever something taller than 4-5 feet is passing through.
It will be fixed until 11am but please enter the building crouching so there is no problem."

Me and a girl that I ferry to work in my car, fell for it. Stupid

In the elevator, there was another sign saying:

"Crouching might be beneficial because:
1) You might find change on the floor
2) Makes you look humble
3) Bosses thing you respect them.

Just be sure who is behind you."

The culprit is a 60 year old director.

I thought this was funny enough to share with you, and because of the time difference, you may see it early enough to pull it on your colleagues.