Subject: FW: Robin Williams' Plan

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> You gotta love Robin Williams......

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> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

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> Williams to come up with the perfect

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> plan. What we need now is for our

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> UN Ambassador to stand up and

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> repeat this message.

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> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to

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> argue with this logic!)

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> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace

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> but I have not heard of a plan for

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> peace. So, here's one plan."

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> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,

> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we

> will never "interfere" again.

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> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

> Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't

> want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed

> sneaking through holes in the fence.

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> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder

> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where

> they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

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> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

> unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be

> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide

> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more

> cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

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> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If

> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

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> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.

> This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will

> require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The

> caribou will have to cope for a while.

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> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for

> their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go

> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

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> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

> not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,

> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are

> stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,

> if anything.

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> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't

> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would

> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

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> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one

> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is

> ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

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> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,

> your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball

> bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

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> If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, (and I would

> be amazed) DELETE it!!
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