Well you certainly don't want to come to North Louisiana. You would miss all that snow in the winter. You wouldn't get to use your car nearly as much as everything is much closer together. And that's a good thing because gasoline prices are only a dollar less per gallon than California.
Getting a tee-time is not nearly the challenge it is in bigger locales. Taking a vacation is no fun because you don't get to drive more than a few miles to reach lakes, casinos, historic sites, etc. But if you insist on seeing a big city, Dallas is less than 3 hours.
Our 2,000+ square foot home on the golf course cost an outrageous $120,000 a few years ago.
If you are from the Washington D.C. area though, you'll feel right at home, because their is still plenty of government corruption, but this time on the state level!
But most importantly, there is no room for another entertainer. We have it all wrapped up here!

DonM