Reminds of the guy, Joe, who joined the French Foreign Legion years ago.
Same thing, he asked about "relaxation" and a veteran, Pierre, told him about Mildred, the camel.
Weeks passed, and sure enough Joe got desperate enough to give old Mildred a try.
Pierre looked at the schedule and told Joe that he could have her Friday night.
Friday night came around and Joe went out to the camel tent and had his way with Mildred the camel.
The next day Pierre asked Joe if he had a good time, and he said, "Well it was a little awkward having sex with a camel, but overall not too bad."
Pierre said "I'm glad you had fun. We usually just ride Mildred to town and find a girl."

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