Originally posted by captain Russ:
This happened several years ago at my regular job. A regular was being particularly obnoxious to a young attractive female server. The guy is a well-known Kentucky basketball former player. She turned to him and said "Did you know that there was a recent survey that said that 1/2 of the males over 15 years of age sing in the shower and the other 1/2 plays with themselves. Do you know what songs are sung?"
The guy said he didn't know what songs were sung. The girl looked up sweetly and said "I didn't think YOU would know!".
We all fell out laughing. Greatest putdown I ever heard, and the jerk deserved it!
Russ
My wife is from Kentucky and she just looked at this and said, that sounded like something a Kentucky women would say
Bebop
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