50th Wedding Anniversary...Italian Style

At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his
upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these
years.

Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her well,
spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for
the 20th anniversary!

The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to
all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for
your wife for your 50th anniversary..."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her ."

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