A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into this bar and Nigel says:

"What is this - a jokE?
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YAWN ....... anybody up? sigh .........

(drops $$ in jukebox)
"Clink!"
whirrrrrr........ (plays sound)
"I'm just a lonely boy ... lonely and blue ...(girls sing) Whoo Oooo, Whoo Oooo..."