Fran and I have had a srange and wonderful relationship for over 20 years.
(He's strange, and I'm wonderful !)

There is NOTHING he wouldn't do for me, and NOTHING I wouldn't do for him.
That's pretty much how it's been for 20 years ....... we've done NOTHING for each other !

Pulse check? With all the young chickies in the clubs at night, I'm SURE you have one, or you wouldn't keep going back. So, rest easy, my neurotic pal ... you have a pulse.