This is a trick, right? We just started looking for the manual for this apparently less-than-popular device today. Bought it off an ex-neighbor who probably had a good chuckle when he sold it to us for ( we can't admit how much) We'd appreciate it if you posted the manual, or you can email it to mkaras@mindspring.com. You rock! (Can you rock with this thing, by the way?) Thanks...The Trouble Dolls