So.....
2 guys die, and the one that goes to heaven is greeted by St Peter and he says:
"Welcome to heaven...here's your harp!"

The second guy was not so lucky, and when Satan greeted him at the door of hell he said:
"Welcome to hell .... here's your accordian!"

Sorry guys ...... I couldn't resist.
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