*How do you know if a drummer's at your front door?

-the knock speeds up!

*Did you hear about the drummer who turned up on time for his band rehearsal?

-he broke his ****ing drum kit!

*How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

-none, the rest of the band do it for them!


*Did you hear about the drummer who was not on a total ego trip?

-he was shite at the drums!

*Did you hear about the drummer who was a really nice guy?

-he was also shite!