Sound system, new Arranger, Pacemaker, Hip Replacement, divorce? All nice gifts and for our little group, age-appropriate. I'm giving myself a "Learn to play piano in 10 minutes" instruction booklet; I ordered a couple of extra copies for some of my forum friends here

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Here is a limerick I learned on my father's knee.
Mary had a little sheep
She took with her to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a Ram
Mary had a little lamb
As they say here in Georgia, Merry Xmas, ya'll.
chas
PS: I hear Gary is pining away for a spanking new Roli Seaboard.