I wonder what it is that always has us using 'versus'?

It's not a bloody wrestling match! It's not the heavyweight boxing title!

It's two totally different keyboards. Which will be played by two totally different musicians with totally different tastes and skills.

How is that EVER going to be a comparison..?

A bad player will make both sound bad, a good player will make both sound good.

Sounds like a draw to me...!