That's as funny as my Superbowl joke!

Five minutes before kickoff, a news cameraman noticed that there was an empty seat, right on the 50 yard line, so he sent a reporter down to find out why. The reporter asked the gentlemen in the adjacent seat "why is this seat empty, just as the game is about to start?" The man answered ... "My wife and I have been coming to the Superbowl together for 40 years, but sadly, she has passed, so this year year I will watch alone." The reporter hesitated for a moment, then asked "With all due respect to your wife's memory, sir ... wasn't there a friend, or relative you could bring with you today?" ... The man responded ... "They're all at the funeral!"