My subdivision has a community bulletin board which is very convenient for posting 'for sale' items, lost pets, and various other notices of interest to the neighborhood. Someone posted the following:
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"Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄"
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Gave ME a laugh.

chas