Donny, Is this a hypothetical question or did this in fact happen to you or someone you know?

With just about any Arranger I’ve used it gigs I got more comments along the line that said, “you look like you’re at the controls of a space ship.”

A long a little different line when I worked for the Steinway Hammond Organ dealer in the 70s some very well off couple came in saw the off white baby grand piano and bought it. The catch is neither one played nor did anyone in the family and no one is going to take lessons. They wanted it for show. What’s comical is they also said it would mandatory that we supply at least one piece of sheet music so they could display it on the music rack. Hey no problem folks you’re spending $6000 for a piano, we’ll actually give you a few volumes of sheet music.