Quick Gramps, Send Willum some of your tablets and wisetalk I think he has Chronic Fickleitis. Calm him down before he goes into Diminished seventh heaven.

Dan could probably add a line or to, to help

As for you Bill, what is going on ? I have a date with her on 24th Sept.and Technics are sending a chaperone ( they know my reputation )to demonstrate her capabilities
and check that everything is above board.
What is she upto with you ?
Have at you sir ! This calls for semi-quavers at 120 measures ! Name your second.

Is she 2/4 timing us ? Perhaps after all this, one of us will find she has a 3/4 backing for Albert's "Calypso" which started all this