We are now required to bring our dogs to the club house --- they are going to swab the dogs tongs, get the dog’s DNA – then store it in their computer. When they find dog droppings they will be matched with the DNA in their computer and the owner od the dog will receive a $100 fine. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Holy crap!

Dogs need an ACLU attorney (Animal Civil Liberties Union)
Well, there's nothing holy about crap - dog's or otherwise - all the owners have to do is clean up after their pets ...
while the association's action may seem severe there's probably a reason for it ...