Everyone remembers John, and the cops picking up the end of his penis from the fast lane shoulder of the DC Beltway. What was equally amazing, is that the tissue had not died and the docs were able to reattach it. If I recall, his loving wife's name was Lorena and she got some jail time for doing the deed.

Now, back to the Christmas disks - the number of downloads has been extremely high, more than I could have ever anticipated. Just 27 downloads from here, which is about normal, but several hundred directly from my Box Net site. Here's a song I recently recorded using one of the off the wall style files on the disk. Kinda like a cross between Trans Siberian Railroad and Mannheim Steam Rollers Deck The Halls Now, as stated many times in the past, I AM NOT a musician, so if you have downloaded the gig disk, you too can be creative and have fun with this style.

Merry Christmas everyone,

Gary