Is anyone in the group interested in Gypsy Jazz? It's never been mentioned here so I'm assuming the answers will be zilch, nada, no one......or........."Sorry, no speak English, Senor!"

The man is going to a psychiatrist for five years. His friend asks how he's doing. The man said "I was doing OK up to about a week ago when he said something that upset me!" Friend said "what did he say?" Answer: "he said...No hablo Ingles!"