Hola Don,

I just heard a commentary on the NPR show " The Texas Standard"
The segment was called " Lingo for Gringos: Ten Spanish Words Every Texan Should Know" Both my wife and I thought it was funny, and I thought you. You can read or hear the commentary here;

http://www.texasstandard.org/stories/lingo-for-gringos-ten-spanish-words-all-anglos-should-know/