Dave, I KNOW you could get a Nursing home gig in Kentucky, because that's where your little red headed (now grey) "filly" now lives.
No kidding, you got it. You're certainly at the top of the players here.
You'll miss the kids, but there are many ways to volunteer to help the musically gifted in the world.
Knock "em" dead at whatever you do.
And, it goes without saying, you;re welcome here for an extended stay, anytime.
Russ