Tony....I'm sure this is not the answer you're looking for but I thought I'd mention it anyway.

This is the reason I always use my USS keyboard stand whenever possible. It's built like a steel cage and I don't think you could knock that over with a battering ram.

I'll be the first to admit, it doesn't look glamorous but it sure takes the pressure off you of having to monitor the nearby dancers while trying to entertain at the same time.

Mark