While we are spoiling breakfast. . . I have a musician friend who tells a story about going for a physical exam.
The doctor happened to be a female and had a female P.A. Doc was checking his rear end and the P.A. was examining him for hernia. Doc asked if he was doing o.k. and he told her, "O.K?!, I have a lady with her finger up my butt and another with my balls in her hand, my wife made the appointment, the insurance is paying for it! When can we do this again?!"