No funeral for me, guys. Maybe a non-religious memorial service for the immediate family, or if I didn't piss all the money away fast enough, a monster wake. I've made arrangements to have my carcass donated to the University of Maryland School Of Medicine. They keep me for up to a year, some med students get to throw up while the instructor shows them my body parts, maybe some young doctor will learn how to properly re-sect a bowel, then they'll turn my into a box of ashes and send me home. The family can, at that point, do what they wish with what's left of the old man.

Gary