Old buddy, you certainly don't learn to play Round Midnight like that (your recent post), fly a commercial jet, do yourself proud in the military, be nominated for world's best grandpa (I see the joy in your face, you old softy) and put up with your strange country friend in Kentucky sitting in that chair!
I'm starting a rumor that you're learning to CLOG (LOL)!
Be well, friend!
Russ