"Commin back from Cape may ... I thought my heart stood still
when you happened to say ... you forgot to "TAKE YOUR PILL!"
Who'da thought that my child would ... be conceived in north WILDWOOD ?
My composure was gone ... as we reached Avalon ...
Sea Isle wasn't the same ... Stone Harbor made me blue,
was I really to blame ... that you were .... OVERDUE?
What a shame and a pity ... we ever left Ocean City ....
For a ROLL IN THE HAY ..... on the way to Cape may

Use the same chords and melody - enjoy!
It's funny even if you're not from Jersey!