Somehow ... even with my "quick wit" and "somewhat sarcastic" glibness ... I've NEVER been in a fight as an adult! I've teased people on the mic, made "observations" out loud at parties, and still .... never had to swing a punch in defense or offense. I remember pushing a kid (in a swimming pool) when I was a teenager ... defending the honor of my cousin. Doesn't really count - we were both IN the water ... not like he could get hurt. LOL
(fingers crossed for more of the same)