There once was a boy named Diki,
Who woke up one day with a hicky,
Diki said, "man this is tricky,
'cause I'm generally very very picky.

It must have been someone who knew me,
And was able to see right through me,
She bit on my neck, and marked me, by heck,
And then she bent down and . . . (I can't finish this on a public forum!}
Repeat Chorus!!!