I could be, Don...maybe I was found in a crashed spaceship...oh wait, that story belongs to someone already...

Thankfully I did arrive with the requisite number of eyes, and although I did manage to get the whites of them looking like two little road-maps of rural Cape Breton quite a few times, they are relatively normal today.

I just wish sometimes I had more foresight...oh well, at least the hindsight is 20-20.

Ian