Originally Posted By: Uncle Dave
Originally Posted By: Diki
Maybe it would say 'When do I get MY cut?!' LOL

Mine is probably going 'What? Can't find a REAL drummer again?!'


Hee, heee .... only had to pay him once, and he STILL shows up!
"Good little Brucie ..."
smile


Ha...good one Dave.

We had a drummer named Jack who always managed to get drunk at the wrong times, and we lost a few gigs due to his rather nasty demeanor and sloppy playing when inebriated.

The bass player, Gary, bought a Roland drum machine (I forget which model) and we fired Jack.

At the next gig, Gary introduced the drum machine as "Jack in the Box".

Besides keeping nice steady time, it didn't drink, never came late, and never threw up in the van on the way home. grin

Ian
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