True story...

A local singer/guitarist solo artist in my area just started playing Nursing Homes. He wears a toupee, and has been for years.

On his second gig, one of the ladies in the audience shouted up to him, "Hey buddy, is that a wig you got on?"

Probably because of the nature of his audience, he replied, kind of sheepishly,"Why, yes it is dear."

She came back with "Gee you'd never know it."