Because now I am able understand a man and his dog!!!
I now have a 7 month old English Bulldog. If I get my gun out or my fishing pole out she jumps in the truck and is ready to go. My wife has never acted like this.

A full seven months now and not once in the middle of the night has she awakened me and asked, "If I die are you gonna get another dog?"

Put this theory to the test:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for 1 hour and see which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody!! Ha ha! My Sister-In-Law had this tee shirt. She was a riot!!!