For those of us that are not dreaming about gorgeous redheads..knowing we wouldn't recall the dream when we awake

...299 pounds ..really

Hearing about the incomplete offerings (features) of top dog PA3x and short comings of the s950..
Used car salesmen pitch to sell a Parker

Wow ... bored, Fran?

I see most of this is aimed at me. Yes, I want to sell a guitar, yes, I'm a little "undertall" for my weight, and yes, I dream about those lovely Crimson locks ... who's it hurting?

Nothing has ever been perfect (including your old relics) but the PA3x has come as close as I can imagine. the down sides are SO insignificant ... all it needs is speakers to make me forget the redheads!
Now, go do something worthwhile with your Saturday!