Hi Bill - I must practice that limbo dancing...!
Don't get me going on the subject of 'Royal' Wootton Bassett - I was part of the original group of folk who thought it was right and proper to stand and doff cap as the hearses came past....the very last thing we wanted was all the publicity shenanigans which followed once the media got their great big size nines encamped in the High St; then of course you get those that suck up to the media for their 5 minutes of fame...no I do NOT want to be associated with 'Royal' etc etc