DonM can you lend me a few thousand? I want to get a HOT DOG CART to catch up on the rent.

If I weren't so damned old I'd come down and lay some brick on all the houses going up. Probably Shreveport is doing all stucco now like the rest of the world eh?

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all! Don does that sound like a Country tune.

Man with all the chords I know I should have written a tune. I probably might have made a hundred dollars.

Don's made hundreds of dollars playing music. I know cause he told me so.