I've been fortunate to be able to perform at a large jewelry store every December for the past 8 years, one that is staffed by several very attractive, young ladies.
The most unusual job I've ever performed was for the Harford County Maryland County Executive, an election party that took place on November 15th and took up an entire city block of the town of Bel Air, MD. When I set up my gear on a large, flatbed trailer that was used as the stage, the air temperature was 40 degrees and cloudy. He won, the block party got underway about 8 p.m., and by 9 p.m. the temperature dropped to the 20s and snow began falling. Problem was that all the crazies were drinking enough booze to prevent them from getting cold, while I was on a snow-covered stage dressed in a tux. By 10 everyone was heading home, I dusted the snow off the speakers, packed up the van and headed home. I don't think I stopped shivering until after midnight - damned it was cold!
Cheers,
Gary

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