I AM rich, Boo. I have spent the vast majority of my life working at something I love to do--play music. The money is large enough to keep me going and small enough that I HAVE to keep going.
I am such a capable artist that I make Jazz standards sound Country!
As my late friend HankB said, "I've made hundreds of dollars playing music!"
As far as being a bouncer, I haven't had a fight since I learned to apologize.
With regards to being ugly, guilty as charged, but I was PRETTY as a young man!
Now, I'm off to go bass fishing while the ordinary people sit behind their desks! BAHAHAHHAHA!
DonM