Here's the thing, though, Eddie. You're quite right with your assessment of Orla's target market, maybe older folks have the disposable moolah ('cept for that pauper Tony obviously :-)), but I'll be at the delicate age of soixante-neuf soon and you wouldn't (er, WOODn't?) catch me within a mile of that keyboard. To those who do like and buy one, all power to them. If it makes you, collectively speaking, happy, then go for it and jam like there's no tomorrow.

And while I'm here a very Happy Christmas and New Year to you all!