You can have her! Hey, I just remembered a parody I did several months ago for a hometown concert I did... it has some hometown connotations, but here's some really silly satire. I felt better after making this... like, Ah... good to get this off my chest... warning... slight adult content, nothing worse than what's on television...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7104931/sarah-palin-goes-to-the-hootenanny